GreenXenon
2011-07-10 17:00:13 UTC
Hi all:
This is not a troll/spam post.
I’m currently daydreaming of a hypothetical diet that I desperately
would like to live off of. This product that is vegan-friendly and has
all the nutrients of vegetables, fruits, herbs, algae, seaweed, and
other non-animal organisms that are necessary/beneficial for human
health. It also contains beneficial and essential microbes [such as
probiotics]. All the aforementioned are in amounts optimum for human
health.
This product is completely organic and free of any pesticides,
synthetic ethylene and other man-made substances that compromise the
heath of foods and their human consumers. In addition, no organisms
used in the product are genetically-engineered or irradiated. Equally
important is the environment used to grow these organisms is healthy,
organic, and free of pollutants.
This product may be extremely healthy to live off of. However, it will
likely taste bad. To make this product consumable, an orogastric tube
– made of health-friendly, eco-friendly, non-abrasive material --
included. An orogastric tube coats the entire mouth and throat all the
way down to the stomach. This tube directly and safely transports the
product into the consumer's stomach and can even do so in the complete
absence of peristalsis.
Prior to the making of this product, all proteins & fats are pre-
digested completely, and the following substances are completely
removed from the plants:
1. Any carbohydrate that raises blood sugar. These carbohydrates are
bad for health. Soluble fibers [such as inulin] are not removed at all
as they don’t count as net carbs. Simple sugars and digestible
starches are completely removed. Insoluble fibers [such as cellulose]
are also completely removed as they don’t offer much benefit other
than to add bulk to the stools.
2. Unhealthy amino acids
3. Glycerol [which is unnecessary calories and can be produced by the
body]
4. Saturated fatty acids [which contribute to atherosclerosis]
5. Trans fatty acids [which are far worse for health than saturated
fatty acids]
6. Any other substance that is known not to be beneficial or necessary
for health -- such as the caffeine in coffee/teas
All organisms used in this product – excluding tomatoes -- are raw.
Tomatoes are boiled to bring out the lycopenes.
To make the product healthier, bad minerals [such as lead and
thallium] are completely removed [assuming any of them happen to
somehow be in the product]. To decrease blood pressure, sodium and
chloride are decreased [but not completely removed]. The sodium is
decreased as much as can be without leading to symptoms of sodium
deficiency. The chloride is decreased as much as possible without
causing any serious symptoms of chloride deficiency – the consumer
should still be able to safely perform tasks taken for granted – such
as driving or operating machinery. The decrease in chloride will help
balance out the acidity caused by ketosis. To help prevent kidney
stones during ketosis, extra potassium ions are added to the product.
The potassium is also alkaline and will further assist the body in
keeping itself non-acidic during ketosis. In addition, the extra
potassium is added because the body responds to chlorine deficiency by
making the kidney excrete potassium. So more potassium must be
consumed to make up for this loss.
The product has drinking water added to it to make it easier to drink.
This product is in small health-friendly, eco-friendly bottles. Five
bottles per day should be consumed. The bottles are in a package and
are of different sizes. The biggest bottle should be consumed in the
morning. The smallest should be consumed in the evening. In between,
are bottles of different sizes. Earlier in the day, the bigger bottles
should be consumed and as the day progresses the smaller bottles
should be consumed. This routine follows the saying “eat breakfast
link a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper” – except
the food is divided into 5 smaller meals instead of 3 bigger meals.
This is an extra benefit to diabetes patients.
It is important to understand that this product will initially not
satiate it’s users. However, once ketosis kicks in, appetite will
decrease and consumers will no longer feel the urge to eat.
To summarize, the substances in the product are chopped and ground as
finely as possible [tomatoes are boiled prior to this]. Second, the
proteins/fats are pre-digested all the way down to their monomers
[amino acids in the case of proteins, fatty acids & glycerol in the
case of fats]. Third, the undesirable substances are removed. Fourth,
good microbes, potassium ions, and drinking water are added. Finally,
all the substances are blended together.
There still will be fat in this product, it's just that they will be
broken down to fatty acids [and the glycerol portions removed] prior
to bottling. Many fatty acids are necessary and/or beneficial for
health. They also assist in the absorption of fat-soluble vitamins.
If this product did exist it would greatly benefit obese patients. I
just wish someone would start a company, get the company to make this
theoretical product, and sell it to the general public at a reasonable
price.
Here is my question.
I would like to live off this product and eat it in the aforementioned
manner. Is there any hope? If not, then I may go psycho and do
something that both me and everyone around me will eternally regret --
no comment on what this action is.
All I ask is to experience a complete healthy life that is totally
free of any physical disability -- such as stroke, heart-attack,
blindness, paralysis, etc. If that's asking too much, then society
deserves some severe punishment. As a law-abiding individual, I should
have the unchallenged right to be completely non-handicapped -- in the
physical sense -- regardless of my budget.
Regards,
Green Xenon
This is not a troll/spam post.
I’m currently daydreaming of a hypothetical diet that I desperately
would like to live off of. This product that is vegan-friendly and has
all the nutrients of vegetables, fruits, herbs, algae, seaweed, and
other non-animal organisms that are necessary/beneficial for human
health. It also contains beneficial and essential microbes [such as
probiotics]. All the aforementioned are in amounts optimum for human
health.
This product is completely organic and free of any pesticides,
synthetic ethylene and other man-made substances that compromise the
heath of foods and their human consumers. In addition, no organisms
used in the product are genetically-engineered or irradiated. Equally
important is the environment used to grow these organisms is healthy,
organic, and free of pollutants.
This product may be extremely healthy to live off of. However, it will
likely taste bad. To make this product consumable, an orogastric tube
– made of health-friendly, eco-friendly, non-abrasive material --
included. An orogastric tube coats the entire mouth and throat all the
way down to the stomach. This tube directly and safely transports the
product into the consumer's stomach and can even do so in the complete
absence of peristalsis.
Prior to the making of this product, all proteins & fats are pre-
digested completely, and the following substances are completely
removed from the plants:
1. Any carbohydrate that raises blood sugar. These carbohydrates are
bad for health. Soluble fibers [such as inulin] are not removed at all
as they don’t count as net carbs. Simple sugars and digestible
starches are completely removed. Insoluble fibers [such as cellulose]
are also completely removed as they don’t offer much benefit other
than to add bulk to the stools.
2. Unhealthy amino acids
3. Glycerol [which is unnecessary calories and can be produced by the
body]
4. Saturated fatty acids [which contribute to atherosclerosis]
5. Trans fatty acids [which are far worse for health than saturated
fatty acids]
6. Any other substance that is known not to be beneficial or necessary
for health -- such as the caffeine in coffee/teas
All organisms used in this product – excluding tomatoes -- are raw.
Tomatoes are boiled to bring out the lycopenes.
To make the product healthier, bad minerals [such as lead and
thallium] are completely removed [assuming any of them happen to
somehow be in the product]. To decrease blood pressure, sodium and
chloride are decreased [but not completely removed]. The sodium is
decreased as much as can be without leading to symptoms of sodium
deficiency. The chloride is decreased as much as possible without
causing any serious symptoms of chloride deficiency – the consumer
should still be able to safely perform tasks taken for granted – such
as driving or operating machinery. The decrease in chloride will help
balance out the acidity caused by ketosis. To help prevent kidney
stones during ketosis, extra potassium ions are added to the product.
The potassium is also alkaline and will further assist the body in
keeping itself non-acidic during ketosis. In addition, the extra
potassium is added because the body responds to chlorine deficiency by
making the kidney excrete potassium. So more potassium must be
consumed to make up for this loss.
The product has drinking water added to it to make it easier to drink.
This product is in small health-friendly, eco-friendly bottles. Five
bottles per day should be consumed. The bottles are in a package and
are of different sizes. The biggest bottle should be consumed in the
morning. The smallest should be consumed in the evening. In between,
are bottles of different sizes. Earlier in the day, the bigger bottles
should be consumed and as the day progresses the smaller bottles
should be consumed. This routine follows the saying “eat breakfast
link a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper” – except
the food is divided into 5 smaller meals instead of 3 bigger meals.
This is an extra benefit to diabetes patients.
It is important to understand that this product will initially not
satiate it’s users. However, once ketosis kicks in, appetite will
decrease and consumers will no longer feel the urge to eat.
To summarize, the substances in the product are chopped and ground as
finely as possible [tomatoes are boiled prior to this]. Second, the
proteins/fats are pre-digested all the way down to their monomers
[amino acids in the case of proteins, fatty acids & glycerol in the
case of fats]. Third, the undesirable substances are removed. Fourth,
good microbes, potassium ions, and drinking water are added. Finally,
all the substances are blended together.
There still will be fat in this product, it's just that they will be
broken down to fatty acids [and the glycerol portions removed] prior
to bottling. Many fatty acids are necessary and/or beneficial for
health. They also assist in the absorption of fat-soluble vitamins.
If this product did exist it would greatly benefit obese patients. I
just wish someone would start a company, get the company to make this
theoretical product, and sell it to the general public at a reasonable
price.
Here is my question.
I would like to live off this product and eat it in the aforementioned
manner. Is there any hope? If not, then I may go psycho and do
something that both me and everyone around me will eternally regret --
no comment on what this action is.
All I ask is to experience a complete healthy life that is totally
free of any physical disability -- such as stroke, heart-attack,
blindness, paralysis, etc. If that's asking too much, then society
deserves some severe punishment. As a law-abiding individual, I should
have the unchallenged right to be completely non-handicapped -- in the
physical sense -- regardless of my budget.
Regards,
Green Xenon